Yo, come to bingo. That’s it, that’s the blog.

APRIL FOOL’S.

Oh man, we got you, didn’t we? Bet you got a real chuckle out of that. Some tee hees, some o ho hos, and maybe even a char har har. Heck, I’d settle for a smirk. If you liked the beginning of this blog so far, you’re in for a real treat – April Fool’s Day bingo with the Cool Gamer Retirement Home.

It’s our fourth bingo night event with the Cool Gamer Retirement Home, and we somehow manage to outdo ourselves each time we come back to the bingo hall! The kooky cast of our Retirement Home has grown since we last tossed our chips to fate – we have welcomed Papa Fey and Tempest Auntie, and made some extra space in our fictional building just for them. We will be hosted by Lukavian, our Uncle Birby and resident Dad Joke distributor, because really, what else could be more fitting? 

As with every bingo night, anyone can play, and you can join in free-of-charge. We will privately message you a link to a personal bingo card that you can open in any web browser. Some of our physical prizes are restricted to shipping only within the US, but there are plenty of digital prizes to win. We will prioritize digital prizes to our non-US participants where possible. Our Retirement Home staff are not eligible to win prizes, except the blackout bingo prize. We have to keep things interesting, of course! There’s geeky scrunchies, keychains, pins, coasters, emotes, custom art, stickers, and more!

And I can’t tell you what the blackout prize is…

…but it’s going to be Epic.

Join us in Lukavian’s Twitch channel on Friday, April 1st, at 7:00 PM EST and see what you can win. We will play community games together once the bingo portion has concluded. Spread the word around to your friends and families. We would love to have you play along.